Call The Batster For The Big Jobs

WITH the new Batman movie The Dark Knight about to open in cinemas, here are other causes that Batman could champion. Dumped by your boyfriend: Batman will wrap you in his cloak and take you to the Royal Botanic Gardens, where you shall spend the evening hanging upside-down with the rest of the bats, bashing photos of your ex and agreeing on what a creep he was. He will whisper life-affirming words into your ears until morning, after which he will drop you to the ground and fly away. Watch out ...